Government Dirt

From an interview given by President Bush to ABCNews about his alcoholism:

In an exclusive interview with ABC News, President Bush spoke more candidly than ever before about his past alcohol addiction.

"I doubt I'd be standing here if I hadn't quit drinking whiskey, and beer and wine and all that," the president disclosed Tuesday to ABC News' Martha Raddatz during an exclusive tour of the White House residence.

So, in other words, but for a bottle of Jack Daniels, the United States could have been spared the onslaught of the worst president in the history of the nation?

Damn.

Please, Mister Bush, do your patriotic duty: resign and start drinking again!

Oh, and take Cheney with you, please.